coolerthantheaveragejoe:

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

(via lowestformsofwit)

upgraders:

“r u a top or a bottom”

what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what 

(via lowestformsofwit)

runsleepygirl:

closer-each-day:

Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.

This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr

(Source: thegirlwhoglows, via fit-eventer)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via fit-eventer)

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via captainsassmerica)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via bookobsessedforever)

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via fit-eventer)

seselapod:

I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom title in lowercase

(via rippedliam)

that-one-animator:

Making a reference, or quoting Disney, and then waiting for people to get it like,

image

(via pottersaurusrex)

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via fit-eventer)

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

(via fit-eventer)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via fit-eventer)

definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

(via gay4zayn)